I’m the Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Laurier Legend Never stressed over BU111 Drinking and smoking is my obsession GPA is still above a 7 Yeah I'm the Laurier Legend Got an early acceptance letter Took a campus tour Bought a Golden Hawk sweater Moved into Little House in September Oh I remember At the time it was all guys but they helped me get by Cause I was always drunk or high Never did get an AV Pullout game...
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How do you have so many sons and daughters? This is how it goes Bítches takes my load But I make no trade no Silk Road Identify my kids through barcodes oh Hitting raw is not a fatal flaw My genes are growing exponentially Moore’s Law Became richer than the Oracle of Omaha Achieved móksha without ayahuasca so… They call me fúcking King Not LeBron Cause I’m sending the human race to space Like Elon Fighting against the AI Deceptacons Getting bitches to(o) fast Ramadán And I’m passing my DNA...
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Call me Socrates I got a philosophy That I will never be On one knee You truly mean a lot me But I got please All the fish in the sea I only catch and a release Catch and release Catch and release Catch and release Catch and release Catch and release You are so damn hot That I almost forgot That you’re thot That you will take half of what I got Once we tie the knot You better realize my career is my wife You’re my mistress So...
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